Sheep Walks into a Diner (again)
A play for three characters: Squirrel, Sheep, Waitress
(100 words of dialogue)
Setting: A diner.
Squirrel: Two sheeps?
Sheep: Two sleeps, not sheeps. Anyway the plural is sheep.
Squirrel: I know that.
Sheep: And you thought I didn’t? Shh! It’s that waitress again, the one who looks at us funny.
Waitress: What can I get you?
Squirrel: The nut-burger please.
Sheep: Is the mango smoothie vegan?
Sheep: Anyway this article said two periods of sleep, not one long one, used to be much more common and even today some folks are probably programmed for more than one sleep.
Sheep: Well it all makes sense, only I’m programmed for…
Squirrel: Four or five sleeps.
Sheep: There speaks the guy who dozes away half the winter.
Miranda Lewis (2017)
It’s been a while, but here we are back at Friday Fiction, hosted by the writer, diplomat, cat-herder and generally delightful purple-clad Rochelle.
And it would seem (possibly to some bemusement) we are back in the diner with my good friends Sheep and Squirrel. To those of you not acquainted they are just your average inter-species couple trying to get along in a world that is not always kind.
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